Chelsea M. CameronI'm going to take a shower, " I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.
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This is a classic bad joke. Someone has their hand in the water and says, "I'm going to take a shower," and then they add "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend." There is no way you can conserve water in a shower when you're in there alone.
Source: My Favorite Mistake
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